Goodmorning Eitnam! That is what everyone in the prison of J.B. Gates used to call E dorm. If you don't get the reference it is referring to the movie with  Robin Williams. The dorm was nothing like the movie. It was a place so out of control on most days that the entire compound would have to be locked down while the guards went in to take someone out in handcuffs for any number of charges. Mostly it was allot of fighting, stealing, tattoos, drugs, and that kind of thing. Good old J.B. Gates. Today's how to survive prison tip is that the first thing you should do when you get from a cell to the dorms is buy  a lock. Buy one from somebody you trust otherwise they may know the combination and break into your locker on you or sell the combination to someone else that will. If you want to wait and buy one from the commissary store it will usually take at least a couple of weeks. I hope you aren't planning to keep your shit unlocked for two weeks because it isn't gonna last that long. Second tip of the day is that when someone breaks into your locker and steals your stuff you can let it go once. That is the rule. You can let anything go ONCE just about anyways. It varies. Some people won't let anything go EVER. I am of the opinion that everyone deserves a second chance. So if someone steals from you confront them. If they do it again. Take the lock you bought from the store, put it inside of one of your socks, and swing it as hard as you can at their head. That's it for today folks!