Surviving Prison Tip of the Day

Everybody in prison or jail is a tough guy. Remember that shit and it could save your life one day if you ever have to do a real bid and find yourself looking at 15 years or better. Now it is almost better to get indicted and go to Federal Court than to stay in State Court trying to cop a plea agreement with some young gun prosecutor trying to make a name for him or herself. And forget about the Judges. They either like you or hate you right off the rip and that determines the entire case and how much time your looking at. If you happen to know most of the prosecutors or judges than you are one step ahead of the rest my friend but this is not an easy ask to accomplish. Walking a fine line between the criminal world and the civilian world is not something many people can accomplish though most wish they could despite what they tell you about how Gangsta there are and all that bullshit. That shit means NOTHING! NOTHING. And most of these so called tough guys aren't really gonna do shit if you step to them anyways. Maybe get in a little game of grab ass with some pushing and shoving and what not but that's about it. Even if you do get hit by someone as long as you hit back I bet the next Mother Fucker thinks twice before talking shit to you or trying to steal your shit or whatever the offense may have been. That's the trick, no matter who fucks with you, don't be afraid to fight. It doesn't matter if you lose or win just the fact that you fight. And if you lose you can always find a weapon to hit that fucker with the next time you see him. Prison has what they call profiles now so if you get in  a fight with another inmate or even a cop you get a profile against that person, meaning you can't be in the same facility as them, EVER. Even if you have family that works in the DOC you will get a profile so that you can't be in the same facility as that family member. These rules are really vaguely enforced at best unless you try to kill a mother fucker or someone tries to kill your ass. Then they will take that shit seriously. Anyways, tip of the day is don't be scared of anyone just cause they are bigger than you or tougher than you. A good kick to the balls and an elbow or knee to the face levels the playing field pretty fucking fast.